Mom: remember that guy in Texas that called me babe?
Alyx: yeah.. wasn't he old?
Mom: he was younger than me.
Alyx: that wouldn't take much. BAH DUM CHHHH!!
Mom: honey, can you pull over so I can beat the crap out of her?! We need to pull over! SHE WONT BE ABLE TO POOP FOR A LONG TIME!
Cally: She'll be sitting like this..*leans over to one side*
Glorious verbal transactions between various members of my family and friends. :] My sister, Cally, is 9, I'm 24, and my mom and dad are "29" (about 25 times). Enjoy!
Monday, March 18, 2013
DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!
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