Dad forgot the rules to the game..

Dad: thanks for reminding me. I had one beer. I'm wasted. Like my belt.
Me: your belt is waisted.
*high fives*

Driving to the mall..

Dad: Nissan Armada.... Armadas and Arfaddas!
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Dad: that's where I find my paintarias.
Me: where?
Dad: the Galleria!

South Northern

Mom: wheres the hotel from here?
Dad: you know where the sun sets? Its about a block away from there.

Dinner talk...

Mom: we want to go to Disneyworld.
Cally: WE'RE GOING TO GET CHOCOLATE WASTED!
Me: YEAH BUDDY!!
Cally: UNTIL WE RUN OUT OF MONEY!!!

Breakfast!

Me: want some bacon?
Cally: no one turns down bacon in the Rice family!

Duck Dynasty talk...

Dad: Do you know what Uncle Si's last name is?
Me: ...Robinson!
Dad: nope. Onara. *laugh laugh laugh*
Cally: .... whats that mean?
Me: .... sayonara... -.-

Goooood Morning!

We made it to Kentucky! An hour away from Fairview. :)

Mom: Wheres the remote?
Dad: What do I look like, WALMART?