Dad forgot the rules to the game..

Dad: thanks for reminding me. I had one beer. I'm wasted. Like my belt.
Me: your belt is waisted.
*high fives*

Driving to the mall..

Dad: Nissan Armada.... Armadas and Arfaddas!
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Dad: that's where I find my paintarias.
Me: where?
Dad: the Galleria!

South Northern

Mom: wheres the hotel from here?
Dad: you know where the sun sets? Its about a block away from there.

Dinner talk...

Mom: we want to go to Disneyworld.
Cally: WE'RE GOING TO GET CHOCOLATE WASTED!
Me: YEAH BUDDY!!
Cally: UNTIL WE RUN OUT OF MONEY!!!

Breakfast!

Me: want some bacon?
Cally: no one turns down bacon in the Rice family!

Duck Dynasty talk...

Dad: Do you know what Uncle Si's last name is?
Me: ...Robinson!
Dad: nope. Onara. *laugh laugh laugh*
Cally: .... whats that mean?
Me: .... sayonara... -.-

Goooood Morning!

We made it to Kentucky! An hour away from Fairview. :)

Mom: Wheres the remote?
Dad: What do I look like, WALMART?

Aw.

Dad: Why do you put up with me? Why don't you tell me to GET STRAIGHT OR FLY OFF?

Mom: Because you make life interesting.

<3

Pa-DOO-cah

Word games...

"Guys I had to take a Paducah and I ran out of toilet paper."

Epic Pun of the Day...

"I need a procedure on my colon, but I don't have insurance. Do you have any idea how much that will colostomy?"

Tears.

Rude...

I told Cally I sometimes sing at work. She sarcastically said "oh yeah? How much do they pay you for that?"

DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!

Mom: remember that guy in Texas that called me babe?
Alyx: yeah.. wasn't he old?
Mom: he was younger than me.
Alyx: that wouldn't take much. BAH DUM CHHHH!!
Mom: honey, can you pull over so I can beat the crap out of her?! We need to pull over! SHE WONT BE ABLE TO POOP FOR A LONG TIME!
Cally: She'll be sitting like this..*leans over to one side*

Now that we're out of the garage... 30 minutes later

This didnt post when it should have...at the beginning of the trip..

Fiasco trying to get all our crap on the car.. moved 6feet out of the garage and had to stop for 15 minutes to Tetris all our luggage into the backseat.

So far this morning ..
Cally: DONT HIDE MOMS KINDLE! She'll put me up for adoption.

Dad: (to my aunt) WE'RE ON OUR WAY AND WEARING DEPENDS SO WE'RE NOT STOPPING!

Dad tried to kill the utensil drawer trying to get a carving knife out. This compares to the seatbelt incident from last time.

Stay tuned. VUHCATION HAS BEGUN..

Most learn-ed 9 year old ever..

I'm explaining Forest Gump to Cally. The whole thing.

She just learned whats AIDS was. And Lieutenant Dan. And shrimpin. And JFK.

Woke up from a nap.

Cally thinks Jimmy Hendrix wrote Amazing Grace.